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Excerpt from an alleged phone conversation accidently recorded on an open line:

“Hello, Biden office. How may I direct your call?”

Oriental male voice: “This is the Chinese embassy calling to speak to Joe regarding our 1.5 billion dollar gift we previously made to Hunter.”

“Yes sir. Stand by I am transferring you”

“Hello, DG office manager speaking, how may I help you?”

Oriental male voice: “This is the Chinese embassy calling to speak to Joe regarding our 1.5 billion dollar gift we previously made to Hunter. What does DG mean?”

Office Manager: “Sorry sir someone misdirected you. This is the discount gift department. I will transfer you to the proper office.”

Phone being answered. “Hello, UG manager speaking. How may I help you?

Agitated Oriental male voice: “This is the Chinese embassy calling to speak to Joe regarding our 1.5 billion dollar gift we previously made to Hunter. What does UG mean?”

Office Manager: “Sorry sir, your call has been misdirected. This is the upgrading gift department. One moment please.”

Phone being answered: “Hello, Plausible Denial, Chief Denial Officer speaking.”

Very Agitated Oriental male voice: “This is the Chinese embassy calling to speak to Joe regarding our 1.5 billion dollar gift we previously made to Hunter.

Phone ringing: Recorded message: “This office denies any knowledge of any funds being received from anyone in the amount or during the time frame being discussed. Thank you for your interest and your timely phone message. You will be contacted on a secure line at a later date.” …..Click