Current work on the Green New Deal

 

I have come across some of the details being proposed by the radical left to support the Green New Deal. As you know, they are requiring that the use of fossil fuel to produce energy must end. I have heard that they are trying to find an alternative fuel for airplanes. Of course, AOC in her self-declared in-depth knowledge of airplanes, immediately suggested that the airplanes can be powered by electricity. However, her original design was scrapped because someone asked how they could deal with the electric cord. She then suggested that the electric motor could be plugged into an electrical outlet in the pilot’s cockpit. After some experimenting with the idea, they decided that there were technical problems inherent with this solution. They were not forthcoming regarding the nature of the technical problem.

Someone then suggested that perhaps all air travel could be restricted to the use of hot air balloons. There was an immediate concurrence that this could be the proper solution. There was however one individual in the back of the room who muttered “where do we get the hot air?”, and the discussion degenerated into a long discussion of using batteries. However, since there was no one in the group who had any idea how to use a battery to generate heat, there was no progress made in their efforts to use two “D” batteries to make a working model. So after two days of futile effort, AOC came to the group’s rescue. She suggested that it was really a waste of their time to get bogged down in such trivial matters as the actual design. Instead, she suggested that they spend their time on the much more important task of writing the framework for the legislation to require hot air balloons.

They then spent the next three days writing the announcement of the completion of the groundwork to provide overall direction for the accomplishment of the Green New Deal’s upcoming initiation of researching alternatives for more advanced travel proposals. Upon completion of this far-reaching document they adjourned for the week after setting the next week’s goal to provide direction and funding for the development of alternative fuel possibilities for ocean-going vessels.